La Vida Wanker

La Vida Wanker

Thursday, July 1, 2010

New Flash: Cross...



The temperature hovers in the mid 70s, road nationals have just concluded, track nationals are soon to begin, and l’abitibi is on the horizon.

Summer is in full force.

Logically then, it’s time to start thinking about cross—cycling’s beloved bastard. Other than collegiate cycling, cross epitomizes the Pro Wanker attitude. People race their bikes hard. They crash. They laugh. They dress up. They have fun doing stupid things with friends and bikes and (chain) lube.

So for the 2010 season, Team Pro Wanker p/b Project 69 Racing is looking to take cross by storm with custom pink kits, Chicago Cross Cup sponsorship, wicked wankerfests and more. With Gaiety's (JT from xXX) cross guidance, there are no limits.

If you’re looking for a non-USA Cycling licensed team to race cross with, and if you have zero expectations regarding sponsorship or emotional support, you know who to contact.

6 comments:

  1. The Montana 'cross scene won't know what hit them!

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  2. And by Montana 'cross scene you mean yourself? ;)

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  3. I plan to race cross this fall, but I'm not that Pro. In fact, I think I'm probably about as far away from Pro as you can be while still racing a bike. Help?!

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  4. Pro has NOTHING to do with Pro Wanker. You'll fit in well.

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  5. if you want some STL rep, and you get thermal skinsuits, I'd rock that.

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