La Vida Wanker

La Vida Wanker

Monday, June 28, 2010

Genesis

Normally, blogs start something like this: “Hey... My name is Bob. And you probably should know that if you’re following this here blog. Really, I don’t know what to start with. So, I’ll just dive in! I’m forty and thin, incredibly successful, have a wife, a mistress, and volunteer at the fire department.”

Translation: I’m around 49-years-old, have never made it past Second Base, and am licking stale donut crumbs off my left pectoral “muscle” (Yep, they've been there for a while). I like a good wank, am addicted to Asian Internet porn and have a really cool hobby—creeping on the 12-year-old living in the trailer next to me.”

Well, my name is Scott and I won’t bother you with such blatant pretension... And you probably should know that if you’re following this blog post. Really though, I don’t know what to start with. So, I’ll just dive in! I’m 19 and of robust build, am incredibly independent (I attend university a whole 40 minutes from home) and know everything about pretty much everything.

So if you’re interesting in reading up on Chicagoland bike racing, the exploits of a Pro Wanker, and what it takes to earn a degree at NU... keep visiting.

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